=== SPRelationships ===

Can I ask you about someone? #Hero

Of course, why wouldn't I give you my hard earned intel? #SecondPlayer

    -> SPRMenu
    
=== SPRMenu ===

Who's got your attention? #SecondPlayer

    + [The final boss!]
        -> SPRVillain
        
    + [The princess!]
        -> SPRPrisoner
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        -> SPRLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        -> SPRLackeyTwo
        
    + [Lackey Three!]
        -> SPRLackeyThree
        
    + {CutHero} [The Old Hero!]
        -> SPRCutHero
        
    + {WashingMachine} [Washing Machine!]
        -> SPRWashingMachine
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> SPRExit

=== SPRVillain ===

So yeah, what do you think of the final boss? #Hero

I'm gonna have a long monologue with many thoughts! #SecondPlayer

Can't wait. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRPrisoner ===

So yeah, what do you think about the princess? #Hero

I think if I got the chance she'd be rescued already. #SecondPlayer

Really? #Hero

Maybe you should fuck around and find out. #SecondPlayer

No. I have no fucks to give. #Hero

By which I mean, pronfanity's only allowed in placeholder dialogue. #Hero

That joke could've landed better. #SecondPlayer

Yeah, but it's getting cut, so why waste time punching it up? #Hero

That type of logic is why I'M Player One! #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRLackeyOne ===

Any feelings about Lackey One? #Hero

I'm sure! #SecondPlayer

Great. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRLackeyTwo ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Two! #Hero

And then some! #SecondPlayer

I can't wait to find out. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRLackeyThree ===

So what do you think of Lackey Three? #Hero

I hope he kills Clippy. #SecondPlayer

Hahaha... murdering people who have your dream job... #Hero

Yes. Keep laughing. #SecondPlayer

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRCutHero ===

Did you see that guy? This game used to have a completely different direction. #Hero

Ever think it could change again? #SecondPlayer

No! Do you? #Hero

Constantly. #SecondPlayer

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
        
=== SPRWashingMachine ===

Have you ever talked to the washing machine? #Hero

Oh yeah, we talk a lot. #SecondPlayer

Really? #Hero

Yeah, especially about you. #SecondPlayer

...Really? #Hero

Oh yeah. Frickin love Washie. #SecondPlayer

Really. #Hero

Did you need something? #SecondPlayer

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> SPRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> SPMenu
    
=== SPRExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

Hey, I get it, you're done. #SecondPlayer

It's good to know when you're done. #SecondPlayer

    -> SPMenu